Army-Navy Gift To Indoor Tailgating

How Army-Navy Gave Us the Greatest Gift Since the Recliner

December 11, 20242 min read

In the annals of sports history, few moments have been as pivotal for the indoor sports enthusiast as December 7, 1963. While most remember this Army-Navy showdown for the final score (Navy 21, Army 15), we at the American Indoor Tailgating Association of America remember it as the day our forefathers received the ultimate answer to their decades-long frustrating question: "Can we see that again?"

Yes, friends, the 1963 Army-Navy game introduced instant replay to American sports broadcasting. And just like that, the Indoor Tailgating revolution began.

Before instant replay, indoor sports enthusiasts were merely people sitting on couches.

After the extraordinary introduction of instant replay, they became analysts, critics, self-proclaimed officials and, yes, coaches – all from the comfort of their living rooms.

Finally, someone validated what we'd known all along: some things are just better when you watch them twice.

Or five times.

Or in slow motion while arguing with your uncle.

This technological breakthrough didn't just change how we watched sports – it legitimized the entire concept of Indoor Tailgating. After all, you can't see an instant replay in a parking lot unless you've got a really, really long extension cord.

Think about it: In a stadium, you're at the mercy of whatever angle you're sitting at.

But in your living room? You're the director of your own sports movie.

Miss a crucial play because you were grabbing another beverage? No problem!

Need to prove to your friend that yes, that was definitely pass interference? Replay's got your back.

The 1963 Army-Navy game didn't just showcase America's finest service academies – it accidentally ignited a new genre of sports consumption: The Indoor Tailgater. You know the type.

They're the ones who say "Wait, wait, wait... run that back" even when watching live TV. (We see you, Frank. We all see you.)

As Army and Navy prepare to face off for the 124th time, we at AITAA raise our beverages to the innovation that propelled Indoor Tailgating into a legitimate way of life. Because without instant replay, we'd all just be people yelling at a TV once, instead of people yelling at the same play multiple times from different angles.

Remember: You can't spell "instant replay" without "play," and you can't spell "American Indoor Tailgating Association of America" without... well, actually, you can't spell it at all after too many instant replays of your favorite adult beverage.

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P.S. For those wondering – yes, we're still reviewing the instant replay of that controversial 1963 call. We'll get back to you shortly.

C. Joseph, Jr. is a distinguished Indoor Sports Historian who earned his fictional doctorate in Living Room Athletics. After spending 37 years documenting every NFL game from his father's La-Z-Boy, he now dedicates his life to preserving, celebrating and fostering the rich history of indoor tailgating.
His groundbreaking research includes "A Statistical Analysis of Bathroom Breaks During Critical Fourth Quarter Drives." He currently holds the world record for "Most Consecutive Hours Spent Explaining Why That Was Definitely Pass Interference" (72 hours, 13 minutes).
As the founder of the Department of Indoor Sports Studies at AITAA, C. Joseph, Jr. continues to push the boundaries of couch coaching while maintaining his perfect attendance record of never attending an actual game in person since 1987.
He lives in his climate-controlled viewing sanctuary with his long-suffering wife, Mrs. C., who still doesn't understand why they need seven different screens for optimal game coverage and a gaggle of like-minded friends on the weekends...and Monday Night...and weeknights for watching MACtion.

C. Joseph, Jr.

C. Joseph, Jr. is a distinguished Indoor Sports Historian who earned his fictional doctorate in Living Room Athletics. After spending 37 years documenting every NFL game from his father's La-Z-Boy, he now dedicates his life to preserving, celebrating and fostering the rich history of indoor tailgating. His groundbreaking research includes "A Statistical Analysis of Bathroom Breaks During Critical Fourth Quarter Drives." He currently holds the world record for "Most Consecutive Hours Spent Explaining Why That Was Definitely Pass Interference" (72 hours, 13 minutes). As the founder of the Department of Indoor Sports Studies at AITAA, C. Joseph, Jr. continues to push the boundaries of couch coaching while maintaining his perfect attendance record of never attending an actual game in person since 1987. He lives in his climate-controlled viewing sanctuary with his long-suffering wife, Mrs. C., who still doesn't understand why they need seven different screens for optimal game coverage and a gaggle of like-minded friends on the weekends...and Monday Night...and weeknights for watching MACtion.

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